February 2012
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angsty teen attempts to be funny
pointless comment
AHAHAHAHAH OH GOD THAT COMMENT^^^^^ XDXDXD
OH GOD THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE INTERNET
long depressing comment about gay rights
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the evolution of a typical tumblr post.
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
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this is the generation that i'm gonna have to sit...
jordan made a playlist for her director..
anyone else think im funny? no? okay..
Watch
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
someone: -follows me-
me: are you sure
